November 19th, 2011 11:39 EST
Daffy Drunk Dude Donning 'Im A Drunk' Shirt Dumped In Drunk Tank
"A 22-year-old Long Island man wearing a shirt saying he`s a drunk was charged with DWI early today after he plowed into a cop who was on drunk driving patrol, authorities said.
A mug shot taken after his arrest by Suffolk County cops shows Kevin Daly, 22, of Coram, wearing a black T-shirt that read: "I`m not an alcoholic. I`m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings."
A drunk dude wearing a T-shirt that reads "I`m a drunk" plows into a patrol car of a policeman who was on drunk driving duty: Open and shut case.
Daly is very thoughtful, the correctional officers will have no problem figuring out where he belongs: The drunk tank.
Daly who wasn`t injured (why is it that drunk drivers almost always escape injury in an accident?), was charged with driving while intoxicated. It would be poetic justice if this loser was ordered to attend AA meetings after he leaves jail.
When I looked up this story on Google News most of the articles referred to Daly as an alleged drunk driver. Hello! When a drunk dude wearing an "I`m a drunk" T-shirt, who has a history of DUI`s, plows into a police cruiser, I don`t think it`s freakin` necessary to refer to him as an "alleged" drunk.
Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/li_man_wearing_drunk_shirt_arrested_1O4bfbC2VkYS2K8QmlZ0WK#ixzz1eAI4sXHu
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