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Published:November 25th, 2011 09:59 EST

Woman Beats Sister To Bloody Pulp: Mad She Used Her Bread To Make Toast

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said they arrested a 21-year-old woman who allegedly attacked her sister during an argument about toast.

toastThe Pasco County Sheriff`s Office said Maria Victoria Acevedo, 21, of Wesley Chapel, walked into the kitchen of her home around 1:40 p.m. Sunday and became enraged when she saw her 16-year-old sister using her bread to make toast,"


Upon witnessing her sister making toast with her bread, Maria went bonkers. She struck her younger sibling upside the head with a cooking pot, pulled her hair and for good measure slammed her head into the ground.
The younger sister managed to barricade herself inside her bedroom, and she sent a Facebook message to her cousin asking for help. What happened to calling 911 for help?

None of the articles that I read about this interesting incident explain why Maria considers it an unpardonable sin to make toast.

Is it the fact that the Maria`s sister was preparing toast at the ungodly hour of 1:40? If this is the case If I hooked up with Maria she would probably end up killing me, because I love eating breakfast late at night.

Maybe Maria went Medieval on her poor sister, because she had the temerity to use her bread to make the toast. Does everyone is this ill-fate household have his own loaf of bread?

Maria was arrested on a charge of domestic battery, but she was released the same day without having to post bond.

If I knew where this dysfunctional family lived, I would donate them a truck full of bread to preserve the peace.

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