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Published:November 27th, 2011 11:29 EST

Notorious 'Hamburglar' Turns Himself In To Police

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A 21-year-old man in Iowa has turned himself in to the police after breaking into a McDonald`s, cooking himself some hamburgers and fries, and then leaving.

The man, Whitley Allen Teslow, a Warburg College student, turned himself in to the Cedar Falls Police Department after seeing coverage of his burglary on the news yesterday."


This may seem like a harmless prank, but Teslow caused thousands in damages breaking into McDonald`s.

This moron risked jail and a stain on his resume over a couple of McDonald`s hamburger and fries. If he wanted hamburgers done to his specifications, he should have gone to Burger King.

There is hope for this character, at least he had the good sense to turn himself in. He should be sentenced to work at McDonald`s until he pays for the damage that he caused, and he should be forced to eat nothing but Big Macs.

This dude must have had a severe case of the munchies, to turn into the Hamburglar.

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