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Published:November 30th, 2011 12:55 EST

Herman Cain: The Perfect Black Candidate For Racist Whites Implodes!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Herman Cain was warmly embraced by the Tea Party and conservatives, because it allowed the GOP to declare that there`s room in the Big Tent for African Americans. Nevermind that the ideology of the Republican Party is antithetical to the dreams and aspirations of blacks and other minorities.


The former CEO of Godfather`s Pizza is a self-loathing black who states that many African Americans fail to escape from the inner city and achieve financial success because they are just too lazy.

Republicans point to Cain as proof that there is no institutionalized racism, and they argue that any black can succeed as long as he is willing to work hard.

How ironic and how sweet that Cain has now been exposed as the stereotypical over s[e]xed black man. Tea Party members are now turning away from Cain in droves, they are furious that the docile black man they fell in love with loves to get it on with white women.

Cain, is an arrogant scoundrel, and it has nothing to do with the color of his skin, but with the hardness of his heart. Cain believes that sleeping with employees is a fringe benefit of CEO`s and presidential candidates. If hell freezes over and Cain becomes the President, he will appoint porn stars to his cabinet, and he will need a lot of Vi(a)gra for the frequent one-on-one meetings with his cabinet members.

The Cain Express ended in a trainwreck, and foolish blacks, Tea Party whites and clueless women who supported him are scurrying away from the wreckage in shame.

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