November 30th, 2011 13:49 EST
What A Joke! Courtney Love Is Lindsay Lohan's Sobriety Coach
"Courtney Love has become Lindsay Lohan`s sobriety coach."
This isn`t a one-liner uttered by David Letterman or Jay Leno, and you aren`t hallucinating. Courtney Love, who has been addicted to drugs and alcohol for most of her life, is really the pop tart`s sobriety coach.
This is like Mike Tyson teaching an anger management class, Oprah Winfrey presiding over a weight-loss class, or Jessica Black being a singing instructor.
Courtney claims to have been living clean and sober since 2006, but few people believe her. Courtney still acts irrationally, if she is clean and sober she might as well take up drugs again.
I wonder how many joints Courtney and Lohan smoke when the the rock singer is mentoring the troubled starlet. Lohan needs to prove that she`s serious about overcoming her addictions by dumping Courtney, and going to rehab.
Read more: http://www.ctv.ca/CTVNews/Entertainment/20111130/courtney-love-lindsay-lohan-sobriety-coach-111130/#ixzz1fD8sAmKu
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