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Published:December 1st, 2011 11:39 EST

Outrage: Two Brats Call 911 For Santa Claus

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Two Kingston, N.Y., youngsters called 911 in an attempt to talk to Santa Claus, police say.

About 11 a.m. Sunday, two children, ages 4 and 6, called 911 and asked to speak to either the police chief or Santa Claus, Times Herald-Record in Middletown reported."



Some clueless parents may read this article, and think "Oh, that`s so adorable!" Adorable my rear end! Those brats tied up the 911 emergency line, perhaps preventing somebody with a real emergency from getting through.

Officers paid a visit to the home of those hellish kids and gave them and their parents a lecture on the proper use of the emergency number.

A lecture by the cops isn`t enough, the father should make amends for his unruly children, and dress up like Santa Claus and spank the hell out of his kids.

The names of the parents weren`t released, they should be publicly identified so that the public can have the opportunity to heap scorn on them.

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