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Published:December 3rd, 2011 11:57 EST
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Gentleman Orders Hooker, Daughter Shows Up! Dude Keels Over In Shock!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Zimbabwean man who called for a prostitute to come to his hotel room said he collapsed to the floor when his daughter showed up.

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Father-of-three Titus Ncube was staying in a hotel, because he was having marital problems. Hiring a hooker is an excellent way to deal with your marital problems; I`m sure the prostitute gave him tips on having a long and happy marriage.

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Staying in a hotel is too much of a temptation, homeboy should have stayed in a monastery instead. There`s no porn available in a monastery, and not even the most wicked lady of the evening wouldn`t go to a monastery for a date.

Titus must of got the shock of his life when his daughter showed up; I bet he was speechless. He couldn`t exactly give his daughter a lecture, when he just ordered a prostitute.

Titus went back to his wife and family, and his daughter has stopped turning tricks. Or maybe she is plying her trade out of town, so she won`t run into her dear old dad again.

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