December 5th, 2011 13:59 EST
Pop Icon Madonna To Play Super Bowl Halftime Show
"The worst-kept secret in sports and music has finally been confirmed: Madonna will play the halftime show at Super Bowl XLVI on February 5."
Thank goodness that pop icon Madonna will play at the halftime show instead of a pop tart like Lady Gaga. An artist who has yet to prove she will stand the test of time shouldn`t be showcased at the most viewed musical event of the year.
However, does it really make a difference who plays the halftime show at the Super Bowl? By the time it`s halftime most viewers are so drunk, they probably wouldn`t notice if the cheerleaders took the field and the players performed cheers on the sidelines.
I doubt that Madonna will experience a Janet Jackson-type wardrobe malfunction, Madonna`s bra would have to slip all the way down to her knees before her nip**** would be exposed. Just kidding, Madonna may be a little bit long in the tooth, but homegirl still rocks the house.
Super Bowl, cheerleaders, Madonna and beer! Do we live in the greatest country in the world, or what?
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