Published:  December 11th, 2011 19:42 EST
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78-Year-Old Hunter Shot By His Own Dog!
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"A 78-year-old Florida man was shot in the leg during a hunting trip when his dog bumped a loaded rifle, causing it to fire, officials said." UPI The only thing a 78-year-old man should be hunting for is his dentures, this old man`s hunting license and his driver`s license should be immediately revoked.
I bet if you gave the hunter, Billie E Brown, a flashlight and told him it was a shotgun, he would open it, take a look at the D-Cell batteries, and thank you for loading his shotgun with buckshot.
The injured hunter is in the hospital in critical but stable condition, and his dog, Eli, is in his dog house laughing his fool head off.
I hope a nurse at the hospital gives Brown a Slim Jim and tells him it`s a leg of the deer that he managed to kill, it will make him feel better and assist in his recovery. I`m kidding of course, I`m sure Eli misses his master, and I hope Brown has a speedy recovery. Brown is surely beloved by his family, and he still has a contribution to make to society, but I think he needs to find a new hobby. Follow Robert Paul Reyes on Twitter: http://twitter.com/robertpaulreyes
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