December 11th, 2011 20:22 EST
Bad News: Pop Tart Lady Gaga Back On Twitter
"This year activists are taking steps to raise money for World AIDS Day 2011 by refraining from social media. It`s all a part of Alicia Keys` Keep a Child Alive charity, which encourages celebrities to maintain their silence on Twitter and other social media platforms until $1 million is raised to support young victims of HIV/AIDS in underdeveloped areas.
Celebrity twits Kim Kardashian and Lady Gaga joined the campaign, but Gaga just couldn`t stop twitting her usual nonsense, and she`s back on Twitter even though the campaign has only raised about half a million.
Lady Gaga is so conceited and divorced from reality that she fancies that the world just can`t survive without her banal tweets. Gaga`s monsters eat up her tweets like it`s Manna from heaven, but the rest of us would rather read love poems by Charlie Manson.
I`ll save everybody the the bother of checking out Lady Gaga`s Tweeter feed. Here`s an example of her comments:
*U little monsters R letting down Mother Monster! Buy 5 copies of my album, I want to catch up with Adele.
*Bill O`Reilly wrote a column about me! Crud dat old fart knows who I am. I`m so freakin mainstream. Gotta do something really weird 2 get my cred back
*Just took a dump, I was right, my poop doesn`t stink Hello! awesome idea! Gaga fragrance!
*Can`t wait 4 Madonna`s new album! I will re-do at least 4 songs from her CD
You get the idea.
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