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Published:December 13th, 2011 15:37 EST
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David Axelrod Compares Newt Gingrich To A Monkey Exposing His Rear End

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Just remember the higher a monkey climbs on a pole, the more you can see his butt. So, you know, the Speaker is very high on the pole right now and we`ll see how people like the view."

David Axelrod speaking of none other than Newt Gingrich

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Newt is named after an aquatic amphibian, but his disposition and behavior more closely resembles a crotchety monkey. At a party or any other social gathering I don`t expect Newt to listen and learn, I expect him to monkey around trying to impress everyone.

I would pay good money to see the portly Newt climb a pole, if there was a hundred dollar bill taped to the top he would probably reach it.

At the moment through sheer guile and determination Newt is at the top exposing his dirty rear end to one and all, but he`s so greasy that it`s only a matter of time before he slides to the bottom.

Evangelicals and the Tea Party crowd can see Newt`s nasty butt, but they dismiss his adulteries and financial chicaneries, because with them the bottom line isn`t following the Golden Rule, but achieving political power.

The view from the bottom is making me nauseous, Lord I hope Newt quickly implodes.

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