December 13th, 2011 16:42 EST
Fake MD, 81, Gets 1 Year In Jail For Offering Free Breast Exams
"Phillip Winikoff, 81, was accused in April 2006 of posing as a doc and offering women at Lauderdale apartment complex free breast exams. Two women took Winikoff up on the offer before they realized something was amiss only after the exams started."
The boobs who took up Winikoff on his offer, need their heads examined, not their boobs. No doctor is going to go door-to-door offering free breast exams.
When did the two ladies notice something was amiss? Was it when they realized that Winikoff was salivating and that his hands were shaking because he was so excited?
Or was it when they asked for proof that he was a physician, and he showed them his senior discount card for Dunkin` Donuts?
The horny old coot will serve one year behind bars as part of a plea deal. If the old perv had been tried and convicted, he could have been sentenced to more than 45 years in prison for s[e]xual battery, and another ten years for practicing medicine without a license.
The jailbirds will have a lot of fun with Winikoff, they will play Doc with the old reprobate, and he will always play the patient.
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