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Published:December 16th, 2011 10:43 EST
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Herman Cain's Disgusting Christmas Video! Warning: Strong Stomach Required!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Herman Cain is like a clod of dung that just won`t come off your expensive shoes, he refuses to leave the spotlight. One day he`s on Sean Hannity`s show trying to play the role of a political analyst, the next day he`s giving Barbara Walters a heart attack by telling her he wouldn`t mind being Secretary of Defense.

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Now just in time for the holiday season the disgraced politician has released a Christmas video meant to portray him as a family man who loves his wife, the Baby Jesus and white people.

The video depicts the Cain family and a couple of random white families reading the Christmas story from the Bible. Cain reads from the Bible while he`s holding his wife`s hand, their wedding bands gleaming brighter than a nuclear explosion. Cain`s spouse gazes adoringly at him, as if Cain were a faithful and loving husband, instead of an adulterer who barely spends a dozen days at home in a year.

I have no problem buying the subliminal message that Cain really, really loves white people. The former CEO of Godfather`s Pizza is every white family`s favorite uncle. But he will never convince me, or anybody else, that he is a faithful family man.

If you have a strong stomach here`s a link to Cain`s Christmas video:

http://youtu.be/OdiSwV6calw

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