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Published:December 20th, 2011 12:56 EST

Hugh Hefner Tells Whopper: Lindsay Lohan Issue Of Playboy Big Hit! Yeah, Right!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Hugh Hefner`s tweet:

The Lindsay Lohan January-February Double Issue is breaking sales records.

Reply by Robert Paul Reyes:


Decades ago a dude who was hip and happening wasn`t ashamed to walk into a drug store, and purchase a copy of Playboy magazine. (for the cutting-edge interviews of course.) Back then a horny teen dude would rather find a copy of his dad`s Playboy than find buried treasure.


Skip forward a few decades: Adult videos are available for free online, and adult magazines like Playboy and Hustler are for a niche market of nostalgic old freaks.

Most young adult males have probably never even seen a Playboy magazine, and certainly an issue featuring Lindsay Lohan wouldn`t motivate them to buy an issue for the first time.  Hello, anybody home? We have already seen dozens of pics of Lohan`s goodies online, why the hell would we buy a magazine featuring Lohan in very demure poses?

Hugh Hefner, you are a lying old fart!

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