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Published:December 20th, 2011 13:29 EST

Rep. Barney Frank Wears Skin-Tight Shirt! C-SPAN Viewers Traumatized!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Outgoing Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) was on the House floor late Monday afternoon wearing a t-shirt and a sling due to a recent operation on his thumb."

Real Clear Politics

Genetics and time haven`t been kind to Rep. Barney Frank, he looks like a reject from the bar scene in "Star Wars." Frank would be well-advised to wear three layers of clothes to cover up his unsightly body.


Why a boo-boo on Frank`s thumb would require the distinguished gentleman to wear a skin-tight t-shirt is beyond me. But there Frank was in a shirt so tight, you could clearly see his man boobs. I am wiping off vomit from my chin as I write this essay.

I hope that the hundred or so folks watching Frank on C-SPAN will receive psychological therapy at taxpayers expense. I watched the spectacle on YouTube, but at least I was prepared for the traumatic experience.

Such an abomination should have never bee allowed to take place in Congress, and I demand that Frank be impeached. I know the respected statesman plans on retiring at the end of his term, but we simply can`t allow him to remain in Congress another day.

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