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Published:December 21st, 2011 11:35 EST

Looney Lady Loads Lots Of Presents In Wrong Car

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Michigan woman who mistakenly loaded her Christmas gifts into the trunk of a lookalike car said she is hoping the items will be returned.

Linda Gipson of Ypsilanti said she loaded about $700 worth of gifts into the trunk of a vehicle she believed to be her daughter`s 2003 silver Ford Focus sedan while shopping with her family Thursday at the Twelve Oaks Mall in Novi and went back inside to continue shopping, the Detroit Free Press reported Tuesday."



Almost every Christian who finds gifts in the trunk of his car that were placed there by accident will convince himself that they are a gift from God.

If I find myself in the same moral dilemma I`m not sure if I would thank Santa Claus or God, but I am sure I would keep the gifts.

How dare Gipson say that she prays her gifts are returned to the store, no deity and no human being should suffer fools gladly. I hope the person who owns the lookalike car enjoys Gipson`s gifts, maybe he will donate a couple of the gifts to charity.

Gipson should don a Santa`s hat or a dunce`s cap, and spend the rest of the holiday season trying to kick herself in the rear end.

I always leave my old junker unlocked, why doesn`t a moron load gifts in my car?

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