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Published:December 28th, 2011 13:02 EST

Crazy Woman Calls 911 Because She Ate Too Much Food

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said they arrested a woman at a motel who told a deputy she called 911 because she `ate too much food.`"


I`ve seen pics of the 911 caller online, Mary Ellen Lisee, and homegirl needs to call Jenny Craig, not 911.


It turns out Lisee also had a lot to drink, according to the deputy who responded to the call "she smelled of alcohol and appeared intoxicated."

Lisee may also have consumed too much cocaine, when approached by the deputy she began yelling "I haven`t consumed cocaine in over a year."

Stupid lady, responsible god-fearing folks go to a motel to do the nasty, not to get drunk and overeat.

The strange woman was arrested on charges of misuse of the 911 and disorderly conduct.

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