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Published:January 5th, 2012 11:31 EST
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Judge Finds Hapless Felon Not Guilty Of Shooting Himself Twice In His Manhood

By Robert Paul Reyes

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"A Wisconsin judge said prosecutors failed to prove their case against a felon accused of accidentally shooting himself in the genitals.

Otis Lockett, 27, of Milwaukee, was charged with being a felon in possession of a firearm after prosecutors said he accidentally shot himself twice during the summer, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported Wednesday."

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The judge basically ruled that the prosecutors failed to prove Lockett shot himself.

I have seen Lockett`s mugshot and I don`t see any intelligence behind his eyes. I have no problem believing that this oxygen thief shot himself not once, but twice in his genitals.

However, I`m not disappointed by the judge`s ruling, this dude has suffered enough already.. Lockett doesn`t have much of a brain, and he`s blown away his genitals to Kingdom Come.

Lockett was found not guilty of being a felon in possession of a firearm. This hapless moron will shoot blanks for the rest of h is life.

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