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Published:January 10th, 2012 14:17 EST

Morons Steal Beer, Return To Ask For Surveillance Tape, Busted By Cops!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Three suspects were arrested after allegedly stealing beer from a California convenience store -- then returning to sloppily erase their tracks, police say."


These morons returned to the convenience store, drunk, and demanded that the clerk hand over the surveillance video. A scuffle ensued, and one of the robbers cut the clerk in the arm with a knife. Instead of facing misdemeanor charges the clowns now face felony assault charges.


The suspects must be watching too many old movies on TV, a lot of stores have digital systems, and there is no "tape", the video is stored in a hard drive off-site.

These intellectually-challenged misfits will never enjoy champagne dreams, they are destined to have beer in the fridge, and a broken-down car in the driveway.

Needless to say the three stooges were quickly apprehended by the police.

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