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Published:January 25th, 2012 14:59 EST

Teen Florida Girl Calls 911 On Her Mom For Having Loud Sex

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Authorities in Florida said a 15-year-old girl called 911 and asked to be placed in a children`s shelter after she `heard her mother having sex.`

The teenager told the officer `there was no form of abuse or neglect in the house` but she wanted to go to a local Christian children`s shelter `because she heard her mother having sex` and `felt disrespected.`

The 35-year-old mother told the officer her boyfriend came over in the night and she `didn`t intend to wake her daughter up
with her tryst.`"


Kids think of their parents as asexual creatures, and it can be very traumatizing for a children to hear their parents having sex. But if parents have loud sex it doesn`t quite qualify as child abuse; I`m sure the unnamed teen girl will have much more traumatizing experiences in her life.

However the mother may have indeed dissed her daughter, if she has only known her boyfriend for a few days. If the mother has know the dude for only a short time, she`s an inconsiderate floozy for inviting him to come over at an ungodly hour of the night. If she wants to get freaky with a guy she`s just met: Get a motel room for goodness sake.

The dude was probably so traumatized by having his lovemaking interrupted by the cops, that he may never see the woman again.

The young girl decided she didn`t want to go to the shelter after all, because it was almost time for school. I suspect the teen will quickly recover from the ordeal, and she and her possibly skanky mother will be best friends again.

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