February 1st, 2012 12:19 EST
Video: Jay Leno Wimps Out, Lets Michelle Obama Cajole Him Into Eating Veggies
"Mrs. Obama ramped up the rhetoric about her Tonight Show appearance when she tweeted this weekend: `@JayLeno says he never eats vegetables "we`ll see about that! #LetsMove to get Jay to eat some veggies on #TheTonightShow on 1/31!`
The tweet was apparently in reference to Leno who was quoted in a magazine article a few years ago saying, `I don`t think I`ve ever had a salad, actually. And I don`t think I`ve had a vegetable since 1969. My mother gave up on trying to make me eat them.`"
You don`t have to be a rocket scientist or a nutritionist to discern that the portly Jay Leno is a real man who eats whatever the hell strikes his fancy. Jay Leno is a man`s man, he rides motorcycles, eats like a pig, and he doesn`t let anyone cajole him into doing anything he doesn`t want to do.
At least that`s what I thought... Imagine my disappointment when I witnessed the First Lady Michelle Obama nag Leno into eating apples, sweet potato fries, and a veggie pizza on the Tonight Show.
Jay Leno you are a wimp; your humongous jaw is made out of glass. If you gave in to the food police, how can we mortals gather the courage to tell our wives and girlfriends to back off and let us eat pork chop and fried butter on a stick?
Leno should trade in his Harley for a scooter, pawn his family jewels, and call Jenny Craig.
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