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Published:February 3rd, 2012 12:50 EST

Madness In LA: 'Catwoman' Clobbers 'Jack Sparrow'

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Los Angeles were looking for Catwoman and two sidekicks Thursday after Jack Sparrow was assaulted in a fight among people dressed as movie characters.

The costumed characters pose for pictures with tourists on Hollywood Boulevard and expect to be paid for the service, the Los Angeles Times reported. Local ordinances bar them from asking directly for money, although they are permitted to accept tips."



In a previous incident SpongeBob Squarepants and Spider-Man beat the holy crap out of each other in front of shocked tourists. These "superheroes" aren`t doing very much for the tourism industry in Los Angeles.

I`m not surprised Catwoman got the best of Jack Sparrow, Cinderella would probably be able to beat the daylights out of the fey pirate.

Catwoman, an alien and another pirate split before the cops showed up. Even the hapless LA cops should be able to find the motley crew. Then again, maybe not: In La La land they don`t stick out like a sore thumb, lots of weirdos in Hollywood.

Jack Sparrow`s pride may have been wounded getting beat up by a woman, but he wasn`t seriously hurt.

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