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Published:February 5th, 2012 17:00 EST
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Tim Tebow Is Destined To Be - A Super Bowl Day Poem

By Bruce H.G. Calder

In honor of today`s Super Bowl, I`d like to offer a poem about Denver Broncos quarterback and noted Christian, Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow Destiny

I don`t know if Tim Tebow
is destined to be the
greatest quarterback the
NFL will ever know, win 5
Super Bowls, and throw for
100,000 yards.

I don`t know if Tim Tebow
is destined to be a
washed up has-been by 26,
never again to throw
another football in a
playoff game or be able
to show his face in
Colorado until the the
day the Lord calls him

What I DO know with
absolute certainty is that
Tim Tebow is destined to
marry the hottest virgin
in America...

...unless of course he`s gay.