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Published:February 8th, 2012 11:09 EST

Snooki: I'm Bisexual & 'The Situation' Is Gay! He Holds His Cig In A Gay Way!

By Robert Paul Reyes

Nicole `Snooki` Polizzi isn`t known to be a shrinking violet when it comes to talking about her sex life, but during a recent interview, she opted to talk about The Situation`s as well.

In an interview with the Huffington Post, Snooki and pal JWoww got candid about their castmate`s questionable sexuality, mentioning `his posture and the way he holds his cigarettes` as indicators that he may be gay."


New York Daily News

Anybody who takes anything Snooki says seriously is by definition an idiot, there must be thousands of dimwits who are mulling over the way they hold a cigarette. To be safe they will probably smoke without bending their wrist, lest they be suspected of being a limp-wristed h[o]mosexual.

Of course there is nothing wrong with being gay, but everything wrong with being a smoker. Hopefully these morons will be so afraid of being considered gay, that they will give up smoking. Snooki is inadvertently performing a community service, probably the only good thing she`s done in her life.

I haven`t seen any indicators that Snooki is bisexual, but there are 101 indicators that she`s not playing with a full deck.

As if MTV hasn`t debased our culture with abysmal reality shows like "The Jersey Shore", we can now look forward to a spinoff series starring Snooki and her pal JWoww.

I`m so stressed out by all the crap on TV, that I`m going to smoke a cigarette (even though I`m not a smoker), and I don`t care if folks think I`m gay because of the way I hold the d[a]mn thing.

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