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Published:February 14th, 2012 14:53 EST

Gorgeous Drunk Cowgirl Wearing Only Cowboy Boots Arrested On Valentine's Day

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Texas police said they arrested an 18-year-old woman who led them on a chase while wearing nothing but a pair of cowboy boots."


Taylor Burnham, the naked cowgirl, is drop-dead gorgeous, judging by her mugshot. Burnham`s face exudes wholesomeness, it`s hard to believe she was inebriated. I picture this lovely woman drinking milk and eating cookies, not downing shots of liquor and kicking up her cowboy boots as she does the two-step naked in a country bar.


The cop who pulled her over on Valentine`s Day must have faced quite a dilemma: Should he read her the Miranda Rights or recite a Valentine`s Day poem?

We shouldn`t be too judgmental, this country angel could have had a legitimate reason for driving around naked, wearing only cowboy boots. Maybe she didn`t have any clean Wrangler jeans to wear with her cowboy boots?

If I saw a beautiful young woman walking down the street wearing only cowboy boots, I wouldn`t wonder why she was wearing only boots. I would curse our cruel world, in a perfect world, every attractive lady would go out in public wearing only cowboy boots.

Mugshot of Valentine`s Day Countrified Angel:

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