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Published:February 20th, 2012 14:02 EST

Dude Without A Stitch Of Clothing Goes Shoplifting At Walmart

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A man was arrested after allegedly walking around an Exton, Pa., Walmart store naked, then stealing a pair of socks, police said."


The naked man, Verdon Lamont Taylor, must have felt comfortable at Walmart -- and I don`t blame him. I see a lot of disgusting people wearing sweats and even pajamas at Walmart. The big box retailer should have a dress code, if the Walmart greeter sees a dude walking in wearing sweatpants, he should kick him to the curb.


The customers would have been grateful if Taylor had stolen a pair of pants instead of the socks.

Let`s hope that the socks, which were probably made in China, are lined with lead and his feet become infected.

In a sane world it would have been a supermodel sashaying around in a Walmart sans clothing.

The cops really threw the book at Taylor, he was charged with indecent exposure, aggravated assault, simple assault, retail theft, receiving stolen property and disorderly conduct. I`m surprised they didn`t charge him with stealing oxygen.

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