February 20th, 2012 12:20 EST
Pop Tart Paris Hilton Wins $30,000 Playing Blackjack In Las Vegas
"It`s a classic case of the rich getting richer.
During her birthday weekend in Sin City, Paris Hilton cashed in to the tune of $30,000 while playing blackjack at Wynn Las Vegas."
Paris Hilton needs to win $30,000 as much as Oprah Winfrey needs to win a coupon for a free dinner at a buffet restaurant. The rich get richer indeed, while the rest of us get deeper in debt every day.
Paris Hilton doesn`t have the brains to win big playing blackjack, the little pooch that she carries around like a fashion accessory was probably whispering her advice.
This is good evidence for those who believe that random chance rules the universe, and that there`s no rhyme nor reason for anything.
I had a financial reversal today, this is the last news I wanted to hear. I will be in a sour mood all day unless I read a story about Lindsay Lohan falling down drunk in a club, or Snooki getting high and totaling her luxury car.
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