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Published:February 21st, 2012 14:12 EST
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Hemy Neuman Insane: Thinks Barry White Is Demon & Olivia Newton-John An Angel

By Robert Paul Reyes

Prosecutors pleaded with the jury to reject Hemy Neuman`s claims that he was visited by a demon who sounded like Barry White and an angel who looked like Olivia Newton John, before he shot and killed a toddler`s father outside a preschool.

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The defendant`s lawyers contend that their client is not guilty by reason of insanity. They argue that he was incapable of telling the difference between right and wrong.

An intelligent person doesn`t need to know any other details about this case, the jury can only come to one verdict: Not guilty by reason of insanity!

Clearly somebody who equates Barry White with evil, and Olivia Newton-John with good can`t tell the difference between right and wrong.

If I were visited be a creature that looked like Olivia Newton John, God only knows what outrage I would commit.

In her 1981 video "Let`s Get Physical" Olivia Newton-John is the epitome of evil, her head band and purple leotards reeks of the sulfur of hell. Barry White with his smooth soulful style was an emissary of heaven, sent forth by God to bring a little bit of love to this world.

Neuman is obviously insane, and if the jury finds him guilty they should be forced to listen to "Physical"for 24 straight hours. By that time they will be as bonkers as Neuman!

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