February 21st, 2012 14:44 EST
Survey: 35 Percent Of Adult Brits Sleep With A Teddy Bear
"Thirty-five percent of adults in Britain admitted they sleep with a teddy bear to help de-stress and sleep at night, a survey said.
Fifteen percent of men versus 10 percent of women reported they treat their teddy as their best friend and will share their intimate secrets with their bear."
My guess is that as "the end of the world" December 21, 2012 approaches almost every adult will be clutching a teddy bear at night. I sleep with a shotgun under my bed, but as that fateful day approaches I may buy a teddy bear to snuggle with at night.
Every hotel should be well-advised to place a Gideon`s Bible in every end table, and a fluffy teddy bear on every bed. To hell with the mint on the pillow, leave a damn bear.
I wouldn`t share any intimate secrets with a teddy bear, I`m not crazy, that`s why God created cats . My cat Ebony has enough dirt on me, she could ruin me if she was so inspired.
Men need to come out of the closet, don`t hide your teddy bear when your girlfriend comes over to spend the night. In these perilous times, we all need a teddy bear to make it through the night.
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