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Published:March 2nd, 2012 01:01 EST
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Jesus Appears To Believer On A Tortilla! Miracle Or Malarkey?

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A New Mexico man said he discovered the image of Jesus Christ on a tortilla he was preparing on Ash Wednesday.

David Sandoval of Espanola said he was shocked to discover the face of Jesus on his food, but he has always been a believer in Christianity."

UPI

Slices of toast with an image of Jesus Christ are a dime a dozen, but they still sell like hotcakes on eBay.

This is the first time that the face of Jesus has graced a tortilla, imagine how much it will fetch on eBay!

David posted an image of the holy tortilla on his Facebook page, so that his friends could marvel at the "miracle". A lot of David`s pals left comments on his page, basically agreeing that the tortilla Jesus was a dead-ringer for the real Jesus. As if any of these ignorant persons had ever laid eyes on Jesus.

If I found a tortilla that looked like Jesus, my first impulse would be to make a taco out of the darn thing. But there`s a fool born every second, and I would probably put it up for auction on eBay.

What I would really love to find is a tortilla with an image of Angelina Jolie striking her leg-baring pose, that would be worth a fortune. And I wouldn`t make a taco out of that hot tomale!

Pic of miracle tortilla: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2108518/David-Sandoval-discovers-image-Jesus-tortilla.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

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