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Published:March 8th, 2012 11:49 EST

Robber Shoots Off His Finger! Cops Looking For Suspect With No Brain & Missing Finger

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Albuquerque police say a piece of a finger was left behind at a crime scene Saturday night.

Police were called to a local smoke shop at 4th Street and Montano Saturday night after a report of shots fired at a robbery."


Where there`s smoke there`s fire, and there was plenty of gunfire at the smoke shop in Albuquerque. The suspect and the victim exchanged fire, score one for the good guys, the suspect got the worst of the exchange.

Police think the robber shot off his own finger; I hope the moron will think twice about firing a gun again. I would advice him to use a toy gun the next time.

The severed finger is too damaged, and the police can`t obtain fingerprints from it.

The suspect should be easy to find: The cops should be on the lookout for a dude with no brains and a missing finger.

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