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Published:March 12th, 2012 11:00 EST

Who Got Pop Tart Snooki Pregnant? Top Ten Most Likely Suspects!

By Robert Paul Reyes

1. The Antichrist

Snooki`s due date is rumored to be December 21, 2012, the day the world is supposed to end according to the Maya calendar.

2. Her fiance Jionni Lavelle

It looks like Snooki has finally found true love, and it would be a miracle if Lavelle turned out to be the father.


3. Jersey Shore cast member Vinny Guadagnino

Last month, when rumors were going around that the pop tart was preggers, Emilio hinted that he might be the father.

4. Jersey Shore cast member "The Situation"

Snooki has on more than one occasion hinted that "The Sitatuion" is gay, maybe she just wants to deflect attention away from her real baby daddy.

5. Any Jersey Shore male cast member

Snooki`s motto: If it`s breathing, I`ll hit it!

6. Her connection

Not her drug connection, her fake tan connection. The pop tart hooked up with him to make sure he always supplies her with than wonderful orange fake tanning lotion.

7. Justin Bieber

Why not? It could be that the teen pop sensation likes to walk on the freaky side of the street.

8. Stevie Wonder

The Motown legend is blind, so he just might tap that!

9. Me

I`m freaky like that!

10. How many males are there in the world?

Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org

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