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Published:March 14th, 2012 11:15 EST

Pop Tart Lindsay Lohan Hits Man With Car, Then Flees

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Lindsay Lohan hit a man with her car outside a club early Wednesday morning before driving away, according to the Los Angeles Police Department.

The actress was trying to avoid paparazzi and make a turn when she `brushed` the man`s leg, said Officer Norma Eisenman. Witnesses reported that Lohan was behind the wheel and that she drove away, police said.


LA Times

Recently a few useful idiots in the press have written that Lindsay Lohan has put her party girl ways and criminal behavior behind her. When she hosted "Saturday Night Live" they raved because she managed to stay on her feet, and she finished her monologue without having to run to the bathroom to snort cocaine.

This incident proves that Lindsay Lohan is still boozing it up until the wee hours of the night, and that she`s still a scofflaw. I hope that movie producers are taking note, it would be insane to put a film project in jeopardy by hiring Lohan.

When lawyers get involved there`s no such thing as a man getting his leg "brushed" by a car. The pop tart will pay dearly for "brushing` the man`s leg; I hope the man is getting fitted for a cast.

Unfortunately, the incident isn`t considered a hit and run, and the pop tart probably won`t face criminal charges.

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