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Published:March 16th, 2012 01:01 EST

Cops Show No Mercy: Arrest Suspect While He's Sitting On Toilet

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Ohio police said they did not wait for a man wanted on a weapons charge to finish using the toilet before placing him under arrest.".


When cops find a man wanted on a weapons charge sitting on a toilet, the proper etiquette is to place him under arrest immediately.

I bet the suspect had a crap-eating grin on his face, when the cops caught up with him in the toilet.

If the cops had given him a chance to wipe his posterior, he might have reached for his gun instead and wiped them out.

The suspect, Nicholas Ross, 23, refused to budge, telling the cops he was defecating. Ross was full of crap, but the toilet bowl was empty.

It turns out the police did the right thing, Ross was carrying a concealed weapon.

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