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Published:March 22nd, 2012 11:58 EST
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Planking Girls Gone Wild

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Rhode Island said they are investigating after pictures were posted online of two women `planking` on a police van.

Providence police said an internal investigation was opened after photos appeared on Facebook of two women `planking,` a posing trend involving a person lying on their stomach with their bodies rigid like a wooden plank, on a city police van."
 
UPI

Planking consists of a moron lying face down in a unusual  location, or a national landmark. The idiot`s hands must touch the sides of his body, and having a friend snap a pic and posting it on Facebook or Twitter is part of the game.

I suppose it`s a silly and harmless prank, but when drunk bimbos plank on top of a police van it can be quite dangerous. It`s a miracle they didn`t fall off the van, and break their necks.
The twits shouldn`t have been on top of the van, they belonged inside a paddy wagon.

As for as the cops who were inside of the van at the time, they should be disciplined. This type of tomfoolery doesn`t speak very well of any police department.

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