March 27th, 2012 17:10 EST
Octomom Poses In The Buff For Magazine! She's Smoking Hot! You Go Nadya!
"Three years after giving birth to eight kids (she already had six), Suleman has stripped down to reveal her postbaby bod in the latest issue of U.K. magazine, Closer."
When I fantasize about which celebs I want to see in the the buff, Octomom never comes to mind. With as many babies as Octomom has spit out, her tummy probably looks like a shar pei puppy. After downing a dozen beers, and and undergoing a lobotomy, a slick talker might persuade me to take a peek at Octomom in her birthday suit.
Octomom has turned down a small fortune to star in an adult movie, but she`s got to pay the rent, and she couldn`t resist the $10,000 that "Closer" offered her to pose sans clothes.
Suleman has fallen on hard times, she`s been in and out of foreclosure more times than Lindsay Lohan has been in and out of rehab. That 10K should keep her and her brood fed for a couple of months, but then what is the poor girl going to do?
The image of Octomom has probably been digitally manipulated, but if she looks half as good in real life, I would fight off a gang of ninjas and her brood to get a piece of her. I would hook up with Octomom, even at the risk of her bringing one more baby into this world.
Beautiful pic of Octomom:
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