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Published:March 27th, 2012 16:39 EST

Video! Unspeakable Horror! Alicia Silverstone Chews Her Son's Food For Him Like Bird

By Robert Paul Reyes

By Robert Paul Reyes

Alicia Silverstone is a clueless birdbrain, she chews her son`s food for him like a bird. This eccentric behavior shouldn`t come as a surprise to anyone, it`s a good bet that a mom who names her son "Bear Blu" is stark raving mad.


I will never again think of Silverstone as a sex goddess; I can imagine french kissing her and then to my horror discovering that she has swapped not only spit with me, but her breakfast as well.

The "Clueless" star has long promoted a healthy, vegan lifestyle, but this is beyond the pale. I have only one word for Silverstone: Spoon! In the name of everything that is pure, good, and holy, get a spoon for Bear and let him feed himself.

Video of Alicia feeding her toddler:

Photo Credit: Wikipedia.Org

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