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Published:March 31st, 2012 12:40 EST
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Insanity: Woman Hides Drugs In Her Dentures!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Police in Florida said a woman who was pulled over for having a loud muffler allegedly hid drugs in her dentures."

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If Theresa DeMarco, 56, has a penchant for hiding drugs in her dentures, she would be well-advised not to attract the attention of the cops by having a loud muffler.

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If I`m on a blind date and I discover that she has dentures that`s a real turn-off, but if I find out that she`s hiding drugs in her dentures, I will immediately kick the scumbag to the curb.

DeMarco removed the pills from her dentures, and swallowed them in front of the cops. That foolish act earned her a charge of tampering with evidence.

DeMarco is in jail, if she can`t afford to fix her muffler, I doubt that she can afford her $1,000 bond. What a loser!

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