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Published:April 10th, 2012 17:35 EST

Lady Strips And Smokes In Non-Smoking Area At Denver International Airport

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A female passenger at Denver International Airport caused a stir Tuesday morning when she stripped naked in the middle of Concourse B, airport officials said.

The incident happened at about 8:45 a.m. when, according to DIA spokeswoman Jenny Schiavone, the woman was caught smoking a cigarette at gate B81, in a non-smoking area."



In this day and age when smoking is even banned in some public parks, it`s a greater breach of etiquette for a woman to smoke in a non-smoking area than it is for her to strip in the middle of an airport concourse.

Folks probably noticed that she was smoking in a non-smoking, before they realized she was stark naked. If you are going to be a rebel and break the rules, you might as well break them all.

The KDVR Web site doesn`t include a pic of Jenny, so I don`t know if I would have been more offended by her smoking or her decision to take off her clothes.

This is probably all a big misunderstanding, when the airport employee told her to extinguish her cigarette butt she probably thought he said, "I want to see your butt."

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