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Published:April 10th, 2012 17:29 EST

Lady Swears Potato Chip Looks Like Jesus Christ!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Minnesota woman who discovered what she believes to be an image of Jesus in a potato chip said she considers it to be an Easter-time sign of hope.

Carol Isaak, 67, of Newport, said she was snacking on a bag of ripple-style Clancy`s brand chips the night before Easter when she noticed a hole in the center of the chip had an unusual, but recognizable, shape, the St. Paul (Minn.) Pioneer-Press reported Tuesday."



Carol, being a religious woman, sees a hole in a potato chip that looks like Jesus, Snoop Dogg would bet his stash that it looks like Bob Marley, Paris Hilton would tweet that it looks like cocaine, Kim Kardashian will claim that it looks like her butt, and Charlie Sheen would declare that it looks like an adult movie star`s private parts.

I wouldn`t even venture a guess what the chip looks like, I would eat the damn thing. I love me some potato chips, and I wouldn`t take the time to examine a chip before I ate it.

Carol says she isn`t going to sell it on eBay, but just wait when money is running low and she needs some denture powder she will sell it.

I`m getting hungry writing this article...

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