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Published:April 12th, 2012 11:05 EST

Mom Gives Birth To Colossal 12-Pound Premature Baby! Ouch!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The mother of a 12-pound, 3-ounce baby born in Michigan said the gargantuan infant was four-weeks premature when she was born via Caesarian section.

Crista Hebel, 26, of Traverse City, who gave birth Sunday to baby Ayara Hebel at Munson Medical Center, said she decided on a Caesarian section after learning of the child`s unusual size, but she ended up going into labor before she could schedule a procedure close to her May 5 due date, the Traverse City Record-Eagle reported Wednesday."



I can`t imagine a regular baby, let alone one born four-weeks premature, being that humongous. The poor mom probably farted every time the colossal baby moved as much as an inch in her stomach.

I feel a great sense of relief when I`m somewhere where there`s no restroom, and I finally get home and take a dump. I`m not comparing a baby with a pile of crap, but I`m sure the poor mother was relieved when her infant was born.

Mom and big baby girl are doing just fine at the hospital`s neonatal intensive care unit.

I wish the mother and her little bundle of joy nothing but the best.

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