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Published:April 19th, 2012 11:18 EST

How Do You Get Rid Of Six Frozen Cows Stuck In Cabin? Oprah Knows!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"U.S. Forest Service officials said they are trying to figure out what to do with six cows that wandered into a Colorado cabin and froze solid.

Forest Service officials said the cows, which were discovered at Conundrum Hot Springs, near Aspen, by a pair of hikers in late March, are difficult to transport because of the 8.5 mile trail that serves as the only access to the cabin, the Aspen Daily News reported Wednesday."



Holy Cow, what to do with six frozen cows?

A narrow trail serves as the only access to the cabin, you can`t load the cows on a truck and haul them out of there. A helicopter would be too expensive, and if they simply blow the cows to smithereens it might cause a forest fire.

This is a crying shame, those cows would feed Oprah Winfrey for a week or a family of seven for a year. Unfortunately, the cow meat will go to waste, the only question is how do you dispose of the cows?

You can`t let the creatures simply decompose, they might contaminate a nearby springs. Do you my dear reader have any suggestions?

My suggestion would be to drop Rosie O`Donnell, Oprah Winfrey, Sally Sruthhers, Nicky Minaj, and Jessica Simpson to the cabin, give them knives, forks and bibs and let them have a go at those cows.

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