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Published:April 19th, 2012 13:24 EST

Secret Service To Interview Ted Nugent About Obama Comments! Satire, I Think!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The controversy erupted after the self-styled `Motor City Madman` made an impassioned plea for support for Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney during the National Rifle Association meeting in St. Louis last weekend. `We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November,` Nugent said of the Obama administration.


He also included a cryptic pronouncement: `If Barack Obama becomes the next president in November, again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.`"

Washington Post

The Secret Service plan on interviewing Ted Nugent today about his remarks in reference to Barack Obama.

I can imagine how the conversation will go:

Ted: Good morning gentlemen! Would you like a Pepsi? A Beer?

Agent #1: A Pepsi will be fine, we have to keep a low profile since, well you know.

Ted: A Pepsi it is. I almost shot you gents when you were walking up my driveway; you looked like varmints.

Agent #2: Is that a threat?

Ted: I`m just joshing! Relax! Please get your hand away from your holster.

Agent #1: What did you mean by "if Barack Obama becomes the next president next November, again, I will either be dead or in jail"?

Ted: I didn`t mean nothing by it. That tough talk impresses the groupies, just trying to impress the groupies, that`s all.

Agents 1 and 2: Groupies? Did you say groupies? Where are they at? Are they here, now?

Ted: Calm down gentlemen, yes there`s a couple of groupies in my bedroom.

Agent #1: Can we knock boots with them, I mean can we interview them?

Ted: Of course, will you explain to the Prez that I was just kidding?

Agents: Yes sir! It was an honor to meet you! Love "Cat Scratch Fever." Now where them bimbos be at?

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