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Published:April 21st, 2012 12:57 EST

Outrage: Gov. Chris Christie Falls Asleep At Bruce Springsteen Concert!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said he was not sleeping at a Bruce Springsteen concert earlier this month -- he was reflecting on the music.

Christie, who was reported to have fallen asleep at the Boss` concert earlier this month at Madison Square Garden in New York, said he never fell asleep at the show, but he did close his eyes to listen to "Rocky Ground," a new tune the governor described as `spiritual,` the Philadelphia Inquirer reported Friday."



Gov. Chris Christie has the diplomatic skills of Attila the Hun, the etiquette of a barbarian, and the charisma of a wilted head of lettuce, and his constituents have put up with a lot

But the fine residents of New Jersey should kick Christie to the curb for dissing Jersey Boy Bruce Springsteen. It`s an unpardonable sin for a citizen of New Jersey to fall asleep at a Springsteen concert.

Christie claims he wasn`t sleeping , he had his eyes closed to meditate on the music. Bullcrap! You rock out to Springsteen, you don`t close your eyes and meditate.

Christie fell asleep because he is too fat: Eating makes you sleepy, and Christie is always eating.

Go on a diet, for God`s sake!

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