April 24th, 2012 14:26 EST
Dude Files Complaint With Police: Flight Attendant Woke Me Up By Tapping My Knee
"An Arizona man filed a complaint with police saying a flight attendant `rudely` woke him up by tapping his knee with a magazine.
Kevin Johnson, 37, told Indianapolis Airport police he was sleeping on a chartered Million Air flight as it taxied to the gate Sunday morning, when the flight attendant struck him on the knee to wake him up."
This moron actually filed a complaint with the Indianapolis Airport police, alleging that the flight attendant "rudely" woke him up. Did he expect the flight attendant to gently wake him up with a song: Wake up my sweet baby, we are at the gate. Open your sweet little eyes, you don`t want to be late.
I`m sure the cops will give his complaint priority over their other cases: A pickpocket, a potential terrorist and a flasher. The cops should charge him with filing a frivolous complaint.
If this clown has an emotional breakdown because a flight attendant had the temerity to wake him up by brushing his knees, what will happen to this innocent when he walks the mean streets of Indianapolis and strangers tell him to "watch where the f*** he is walking" and a homeless person spits on him for no particular reason?
I feel like going Medieval on this fool...
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