April 26th, 2012 12:02 EST
Nicki Minaj: The Worst Rapper/Singer Ever?
"As predicted by so many of her loyal followers, Nicki Minaj has returned to Twitter. She does have an album to promote, after all.
Minaj reinstated her social media account on Tuesday after a nine-day hiatus.
In her first return Tweet, Minaj wrote: *salutes the nation of Pinkslam* *hugs the barbz* *kisses the barbz*"
After only two albums, Nicki Minaj has been hailed as the most important female rapper of all-time, and as a significant force in the realm of pop music.
The music critics are full of crap, or maybe they are full of crack and LSD. Nicki Minaj is the most obnoxious and untalented singer of any genre in the Billboard charts.
Is it that the predominately white pop critics don`t have the balls to criticize a black artist, or is it that they think it takes imagination and creativity to sing songs in different accents.
Nicki Minaj styles herself after Barbie (the doll) and her fans call themselves "Barbz." The idea that the pudgy and squat Nicki looks anything at all like Barbie is hilarious. Putting on a blonde wig from Goodwill doesn`t make you a Barbie, but it will make you look like a fool.
Perhaps I`m not giving Nicki enough credit, Nicki`s Barbie act is her way of turning convention on its head, and her way of demonstrating the insanity of trying to look like a stick-like doll.
Props to NIcki for her subversion of society`s ridiculous beauty standards, but she still sucks as a singer/rapper.
Nicki back on Twitter, only twits would care.
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