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Published:May 1st, 2012 14:20 EST

Double Shocker: Octomom Files For Bankruptcy & Will Do Adult Movie

By Robert Paul Reyes

"Octomom" Nadya Suleman has filed for bankruptcy, saying in a court filing that she has as much as $1 million in debt. Suleman wants a fresh start and said in a statement that filing for bankruptcy Monday is what`s best for her children.


Among others, Suleman owes money to her father, the city`s water department, DirecTV and Whittier Christian School, where at least some of her children are students."

The Washington Post

Octomom is financially, psychologically, intellectually and emotionally unable to take care of a goldfish, let alone a litter of 14 kids.

If Octomom really wants what`s best for her children, she will put them up for adoption. If fact, the state of California should declare her an unfit mother and place her children in foster homes.

There is other news on the Octomom front: According to TMZ she has signed on to do a masturbation video. Those of us who are obsessed with all things Octomom, will remember that she vowed, that no matter how bad things got, she would never make an adult movie. Octomom argues that it`s not an adult movie, because she`s only touching herself.

With fourteen kids to take care of I doubt Octomom has had the time or the privacy to touch herself in years, she will doubtless enjoy filming the movie.

Let`s hope and pray that her kids will be taken away from her, and that she will have all the time in the world to pleasure herself for fun and profit.

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