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Published:May 2nd, 2012 16:05 EST

Lady Finds Grasshopper In 'President's Choice' Can Of Beans! Obama Would Have Dumped Beans And Eaten Grasshopper!

By Robert Paul Reyes

"A Canadian woman (Krystal Boyce-Gaudreau) who opened a can of green beans to find a blanched grasshopper staring at her says she`s swearing off generic, no-name products.


She filed a complaint Monday with manufacturer President`s Choice, a division of supermarket giant Loblaws, and said she was disappointed with the response.

Boyce-Gaudreau said she was told grasshoppers live in bean fields and are the same color as the beans. The processing plant uses a red laser to scan beans for foreign objects, but sometimes they slip through, she was told."


At least the can of beans was properly labeled "President`s Choice", in his memoir President Barack Obama admitted that as a child in Indonesia he ate grasshoppers, dogs and snakes.

Obama would have complained as well, but in his case he would have been outraged that there was only one tasty grasshopper in the can of beans.

If I found a grasshopper in a can of beans, I would never eat beans again, and I would be reminded why I shouldn`t vote for Obama. I ain`t gonna vote for no politician who chows down on dog burgers, and eats crunchy grasshoppers as if they were popcorn.

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