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Published:May 7th, 2012 15:51 EST
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Survey Says: Ladies Fantasize About Making Out On Eiffel Tower

By Robert Paul Reyes

"One-in-3 U.S. women fantasize about a sexual rendezvous on the Eiffel Tower, while men prefer the White House, a survey found.

The survey, conducted by Harris Interactive among a total of 29,003 U.S. adults for condom maker Durex, found 46 percent of respondents said they were more likely to see Big Foot than climax at the same time as their partner."

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The Eiffel Tower is located in Paris, The City of Love, and for women the noted landmark conjures up images of intimacy, love, and romance.

OK, let`s get real now, the damn structure is a giant phallic symbol, and for women size does matter.

It`s not surprising that men prefer to have a romantic interlude in the White House, because they equate sex with power. It`s the CEO, the rock star, and the superstar athlete who get all the women, and when a dude gets lucky and scores with a hot chick, he can pretend that he`s a VIP.

It should be noted that the survey was conducted by a condom maker. The type of women who participated in this survey probably consider every telephone pole they see a phallic symbol, by the time they get home from a walk around the block they are ready to jump all over their man.

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