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Published:May 12th, 2012 11:43 EST

Insanity: Lindsay Lohan To Attend 'Chant' At Courtney Love's Home

By Robert Paul Reyes

"The troubled actress (Lindsay Lohan) who recently completed her probation and has endured several stints in rehab - has been invited by the Hole rocker to join her women`s group because the 47-year-old singer thinks it will help her, though she admits she doesn`t know the `Machete` star very well.


Courtney Love said: `Lindsay is coming to my house to chant.`"


One thing we can all agree on is that Lindsay Lohan has issues, and she needs to turn her life around.

However only someone whose mind has been addled by drugs, would think the answer is for Lohan to go to Love`s house to chant.

Maybe if the the pop tart chanted something like " I`m a drunk and a druggie! I will grow up! I will flee temptation!", it might do her some good.

But knowing how sick and twisted Courtney Love is, and how she has a penchant for being duped by New Age pseudo-religions, this is probably the type of nonsense that will occur at Love`s house:

Courtney Love: We welcome sister Lohan to our circle. Sister Lohan has as many addictions as she has freckles, but it`s all good in the eyes of the Great Spirit. Let us do a line of coke so we can merge our spirits with her spirit

Woman in circle: This is some great coke! I feel Lohan`s spirit my sisters! I have an irresistible urge to take off my drawers!

Another woman in circle: And I have an overwhelming desire to sing out of tune! We are one with the Lohan! Blessed Be!

Love: We are having a harmonic convergence that will rock the world, inspire the angels to sing, and make everyone want to get their freak on

Love: Lohan you creep! Skank! You can`t sing and you can`t act! Sisters, Lohan removed my necklace while I was communing with the Great Spirit!

Woman in circle: Screw you Love! I only come here for the free cocaine!

Lohan get thee to a nunnery, rehab, or Moonie camp, go anywhere but Love`s demonic dwelling.

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